Tuesday, December 8, 2009

An Education


















"You sound very old and wise,"
"I feel very old, but not very wise."

Best line of any movie. ever.
This movie really disappointed me too. First of all, I thought it was going to be a lot more dramatic, it seemed like it was trying to be serious, but it never quite got there. Even the intro montage was just so light-hearted, I couldn't take it seriously, or as seriously as the subject matter deserved to be taken. Even all her reactions to the situations she was in were very shallow, immature and half-thought out. Very true to someone her age, but it made the movie less. Thievery, breaking up a marriage, dropping out of school, loosing your virginity, it was all very flippantly handled. I would have liked to see her a little more upset for a little longer, it would have made it seem real. Real-er... more authentic.
Over all I totally loved all the different characters, they were all very well defined and portrayed, probably my favorite was Helen. She by far was the most complex, I feel. I mean, she was defiantly not very clever, but her story was probably just as interesting as Jenny's. Think about it, she was probably in a similar situation, but she chose to stay in the game with the boys, preferring to go along with their games, help them, but stay aloof. Ignorance is bliss, in her case. There's a certain honor in knowing the difference, but choosing the lesser in order to make yourself happy. If that makes sense... The costumes were also gorgeous and fabulous and the entire bit in Paris was to die for. The directing, cinematography, casting and acting were all amazing, the dialogue and plot were lacking.

New Moon




















I read all the Twilight books. Read them all and hated them all. My only real reason for seeing New Moon was to see this boy. Any other reason would put me to shame. And let me say right away, that $9.50 as totally worth it. Do I feel like a pedophile? Hell no! The character Jacob is really the single redeeming aspect of Twilight and even then it's only cause he reminds me of an ex-boyfriend. A half-naked, wet Indian hunk? Yes, please. I intentionally waited a week after the opening day, firstly to see it with my friends, and secondly so I wouldn't offend any of the actual fans who might want to enjoy the movie with my squeals of delight and quiet, yet audible, complaints and critiques (not to mention inappropriate laughter). And the special effects deserve some mention, they were unquestionably better than the last movie, inventive and I mean, it couldn't hurt that they got a new director, had lots more money and, oh ya, Robert Pattinson was only in if for .5 seconds so he and Kristen Stewert's awkwardness was limited to a few scenes. Even that couldn't save this watered down cheese-tastic anti-feminist smut novel franchise.